captain douche

In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.

"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."

If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.

by slugbeast July 22, 2009

Captain Levi

A badass from Attack on Titan, he kills a lot of titans, bruh

Captain Levi: *LIVING*

Titans: oh shit

by Jud Nub February 5, 2021

captainleviseyebrows

The most amazing tiktok account to ever exist

Captainleviseyebrows is hilarious

by mllyr0 June 6, 2021

captain's daughter

The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.

"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."

by Heironymous Bosch June 26, 2006

Captain Legit

An insult to shame another individual by letting them know how boring their story or accomplishment is.

Tom: The other day i got a triple colateral no-scope in cod, im totally l33t.

John: Well arent you fuckin' captain legit.

by Sportinecronoob August 8, 2010

Capn' and Captain

The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal.

I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.

by Mai PKMN October 25, 2009

Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009