A Sunday league striker who continually starts games but more often than not misses sitters. Ends with a single figure goal total every season.
He was through one on one with the keeper, went round him but missed an open goal. He’s a real Calvert Rashford.
by mjw737 February 18, 2024
Get the Calvert Rashfordmug. by avanicolle11 September 29, 2021
Get the lacie calvertmug. 
every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
by fartbender January 12, 2024
Get the daniel george calvertmug.