by Avatarleon July 18, 2017
Get the Ryan Caldwellmug. Brooke Caldwell has this very independent streak where she’ll act like she doesn’t need anyone and she doesn’t btw. But she does want someone who gets her, and when she does let someone in, it’s like they’ve unlocked a whole new layer of her personality. Congrats, you’re special if that happens.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's The “I Don’t Need Anyone, But I Want Someone” girl
Person 1: Ohhh, Brooke Caldwell?
Person 2: That's The “I Don’t Need Anyone, But I Want Someone” girl
Person 1: Ohhh, Brooke Caldwell?
by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwelmug. by ohyeasfuckyea March 8, 2022
Get the Señora Caldwellmug. The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.
by KCPLover121 May 9, 2024
Get the Kentavious Caldwell-Popemug. An athletic chubby guy,can make friends easily, has his friends back ,and is an underrated smart person
by Gman56 November 30, 2016
Get the Kimoni Caldwellmug. Brooke is the queen of sarcasm and motivational speeches. She’ll roast you for being lazy, but then drop some life-changing advice that makes you want to change everything about yourself. You’ll leave feeling both insulted and inspired— it’s a talent.
Person 1: “Brooke Caldwell just told me I’m wasting my potential and I need to ‘get off my ass and do something.’”
Person 2: “Classic Brooke. You hate her while she’s saying it, but then you start working harder the next day.”
Person 2: “Classic Brooke. You hate her while she’s saying it, but then you start working harder the next day.”
by TarinWinslow July 26, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug. One badass motherfucker and online gamer. Don’t even think about questioning her authority, even if you don’t know her. She’ll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of her custom-built gaming rig.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
Gamer 1: “Is that Brooke Caldwell?”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug.