Cristian

Cristian is the name of a Mexican person who can be a literal asshole at times but you still hang out with. He's pretty cool at times and doesn't give an shit in other times. He can be really annoying if you say one thing he'll stay on that topic for 2 hours and annoy you. He's usually shorter than 5'5 and wears glasses. It other than that Cristians are pretty damn cool.

Random friend: Hi Cristian how are you?
Cristian: I could be better...
(2 hours later)
Cristian: and that's why I'm depressed.

by Book_Writter7374 March 21, 2020

Cristian

A gay person with a small penis with a rat girl fetish

Did you see the search history of Cristian it had rat girls

by Bitchybitchofbitches December 26, 2019

Cristian

Thinks he is hard missing out the h but isnt and is a huge tryhard

Have you seen cristian

Yes he was sweating fortnite yesterday

by Maker of Definition October 27, 2019

Cristian

A bit of an asshat. Will tell you he is a Love God but all he has to give is some geriatric moves and loves the term “juicy” when pounding you plus he has a juicy cock. Will refer to women as juicy rather than wet which freaks them out when he goes to eat them- steak is juicy, watermelon is juicy and so are mangoes but you eat them all differently.

Oh God. You having a juicy cock Cristian is a medical condition.

Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.

by Brown eyes 81 January 05, 2022

Cristian

Doesn't know how to make jokes. Is very unfunny.

Damn that kid is really a Cristian. Where does he find these unfunny jokes.

by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020

Cristian

Big Fucking Dick

Cristian has a big fucking dick i need it inside me

by BlackHater3000 November 22, 2021

Cristian

Cristian is a bitch ass nigga he’s one of the gayest niggas you’ll ever know he will suck your cock on sight if you ask he is one of those guys who loves to eat ass he usually is really bad at games

Cristian is a bitch ass nigga

by Monstercock90000 April 09, 2019