crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

Crayolas

Anything that's excessively cray.

Were you at the after party on Friday? That shit was crayolas.

by itsjustinternet January 29, 2012

craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

crylotank

Used to contain crylotant. Available in large-scale size and backpack version worn by shintobarb clan to enhance their clairvoyance in battle.

As his crylotank exploded, the shintobarb warrior knew he was doomed. He didn't stand a chance without sweet ghost power.

by Shintobarb Troop 12.3 May 30, 2004

brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

by j-$$ January 1, 2009

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011