conk 

Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.

Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'

conk by conky1234 November 28, 2017

conk 

a derogatory word used to describe someone who is severely edgy and you cringe around them

That emo is a fucking conk

conk by SPMG February 16, 2018

Conk 

Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)

Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!

Conk by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018

Conk 

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.

Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.

Conk by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019

conk 

your nose

yu s got a massive conk

conk by big john 21 September 24, 2019

Conk 

Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.

Weinstein is a real fucking conk!

Conk by Yaboigayrat February 28, 2020

Conk 

A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context

Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.

Conk by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020