When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.
by antilimit May 05, 2016
Sky confetti is a winter-positive word for "snow". It is meant to remind you that snow is delightful and, like confetti, should signal the start of some sort of party or festivity. Waaaahoooo!!!
Scene 1:
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"
~~~~~
Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"
~~~~~
Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"
by ricercar December 10, 2017
When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.
Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?
Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.
Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.
by Hex68 October 23, 2015
"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
V. Used in description of a loose woman who has such a large vagina that she often expells "confetti" or foreign objects from her vagina when queeffing uncontrollably
by Rick Raida October 04, 2006
by Light Joker July 27, 2007
The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.
by A^J July 02, 2014