cockroaches

Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"
"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)
by Gp06 February 13, 2004
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Cockroach

A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.
He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!
by Cal Worthington August 20, 2005
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by Anonymous October 04, 2003
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An illegal mexican because they flee like cockroaches when the light is turned on them as they sneak across the border.
Walmart got sued by a bunch of cockroaches after they were discovered by immigration officials.
by jype August 03, 2008
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n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

by iThink February 19, 2008
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a woman with an ugly face but a smokin hot body.

Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.
mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...

mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.
by concrete general October 14, 2007
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When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him
by Willa Zea June 17, 2006
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