Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.
by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
Get the matt chaunceymug. To miss an exam.
Example:
Professor: Yes, Chauncey, what can I do for YOU?
Chauncey: Professor Adjuncter, Remember. I go by Spike. I missed the exam. When can I take it?
Professor: Well, Spike, what does the syllabus say about missed exams?
Chauncey: Beats me.
Professor: Let me refresh your memory. You must notify me in advance if you will miss an exam, or you will get a zero, unless there is an emergency. Did you have an emergency?
Chauncey: No. I had an extreme emergency.
Professor: Sorry to hear that. What was it?
Chauncey: It was extreme. And it was an emergency. I had to wake up, and I didn't. So I overslept. Too much partying, dude.
To be continued...
Example:
Professor: Yes, Chauncey, what can I do for YOU?
Chauncey: Professor Adjuncter, Remember. I go by Spike. I missed the exam. When can I take it?
Professor: Well, Spike, what does the syllabus say about missed exams?
Chauncey: Beats me.
Professor: Let me refresh your memory. You must notify me in advance if you will miss an exam, or you will get a zero, unless there is an emergency. Did you have an emergency?
Chauncey: No. I had an extreme emergency.
Professor: Sorry to hear that. What was it?
Chauncey: It was extreme. And it was an emergency. I had to wake up, and I didn't. So I overslept. Too much partying, dude.
To be continued...
Example continued:
Professor: Well, Chauncey, er, Spike, the exam was a week ago. It's been corrected and returned. Why am I HEARING about it now?
Chauncey: I was busy. Remember I had an emergency. An extreme emergency.
Professor: So now you expect me to write another exam just for you, even though the syllabus says that you should get a zero? Do you know how hard it is to write an exam?
Chauncey: Not my problem, Professor Adjuncter. When can I take that exam?
Professor: You can't take the exam. Sleeping late is not an emergency. Waiting a week to tell me is even worse.
Chauncey: How's tomorrow? I can take it tomorrow?
Professor: No. You can't take it tomorrow. You can't take it at all. You got a zero.
Chauncey: I'm going to the dean. I'll have your job, you worthless piece of dung.
Professor: Well, do what you must, Chauncey. Even before the zero, the average in the was a 38. If you score 100% in everything, you will still fail.
Chauncey: Oh, yeah, I meant to ask about extra credit.
Don't miss exams. Don't be Chauncey.
Professor: Well, Chauncey, er, Spike, the exam was a week ago. It's been corrected and returned. Why am I HEARING about it now?
Chauncey: I was busy. Remember I had an emergency. An extreme emergency.
Professor: So now you expect me to write another exam just for you, even though the syllabus says that you should get a zero? Do you know how hard it is to write an exam?
Chauncey: Not my problem, Professor Adjuncter. When can I take that exam?
Professor: You can't take the exam. Sleeping late is not an emergency. Waiting a week to tell me is even worse.
Chauncey: How's tomorrow? I can take it tomorrow?
Professor: No. You can't take it tomorrow. You can't take it at all. You got a zero.
Chauncey: I'm going to the dean. I'll have your job, you worthless piece of dung.
Professor: Well, do what you must, Chauncey. Even before the zero, the average in the was a 38. If you score 100% in everything, you will still fail.
Chauncey: Oh, yeah, I meant to ask about extra credit.
Don't miss exams. Don't be Chauncey.
by Some rando out there August 2, 2024
Get the Be Chaunceymug. Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.
Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.
Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.
"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."
"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."
"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."
by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019
Get the Chauncey's Numbermug. All palette and vibe but no substance. All talk and aesthetic but no action. Loves to plan but no follow-through. Flakey.
“I tried to make plans with him but he was all Chauncey about it; loved to make plans with me but always cancelled.”
by Jaynesam December 8, 2024
Get the Chaunceymug. Chauncey is a fine ass man. He will pull anyone who he attracts. Hes a god at any game he play. He has a sexy body and will fuck your bitch
Chauncey sexy asf
by ddcodgame November 18, 2023
Get the Chaunceymug. proper noun: insult; limp-dick boys that talk-the-talk but never walk-the-walk, that dude that hangs around the crew but is not in the crew, just a little bitch, punk-ass poser, guy that claims he's not a virgin but we all know he is and he knows we know
"Yo where's that little bish, Zach? I'm going to make him buy me a 40 oz."
"No need to fret. We already sent that Chauncey to the store to get us a whole case of 40s and some sticks and some sandwiches."
"Did you tell him that we'll pay him when he gets back?"
"Yeah, and that Chauncey knows we ain't going to give him shit."
"Price he pays to kick it with the cool crew, fucking Chauncey."
"No need to fret. We already sent that Chauncey to the store to get us a whole case of 40s and some sticks and some sandwiches."
"Did you tell him that we'll pay him when he gets back?"
"Yeah, and that Chauncey knows we ain't going to give him shit."
"Price he pays to kick it with the cool crew, fucking Chauncey."
by CommonCents 13 April 14, 2022
Get the Chaunceymug. Chauncey is fine asf. He pull any and every girl he sees. He has a fat ass dick and is handsome asf. He is passing all his classes with his smart ahh
by ddcodgame November 18, 2023
Get the Chauncey Rhodesmug.