Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

certification

your appreciated

as my friend u have certification

by famous09 May 13, 2022

Comptia ITF+ Certification

Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.

I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!

Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.

by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025

Certificate of Authenticity

A document that confers legitimacy on anything

"Does this Magic Water come with a Certificate of Authenticity?

by jack6128 January 25, 2024

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022