Alright calm down John

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
mugGet the Alright calm down Johnmug.
this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure
man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up
by ginger ocean August 14, 2014
mugGet the calm it down when it is upmug.

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
mugGet the Calm-down wankmug.

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

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Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."
by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024
mugGet the You need to calm downmug.
Don't say this to a gangster with a 9mm or they will gun u down on the spot
Woah woah calm down Jamal don't pull ot the 9mm
by Ayohow you doinjamal May 26, 2022
mugGet the Woah woah calm down jamalmug.
What every annoying bitch needs to chug vigorously
Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.

Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
by IllRoastYouBitch May 12, 2016
mugGet the cup of calm the fuck downmug.

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