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Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.
Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"
by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005
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burdingly

Medium to large breats that get in the way of general objectives.
Oh my breasts are so burdingly i cant hug my great friends properly.
by Fattrav June 28, 2005
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birding

1. The act of eating seeds or other foods that avain species would be seen eating, especially sunflower seeds.

2. Slowly eating seeds, one at a time, picking open the shells and leaving them in a messy pile.

3. Any act that resumes behavior of an avain species.
1. There was Alan, birding at his desk again.

2. Due to all of the birding that went on last night, there are shells everywhere that need to be cleaned up.
by JonnyCase September 8, 2008
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birding

1. The act of eating seeds or other foods that avain species would be seen eating, especially sunflower seeds.

2. Slowly eating seeds, one at a time, picking open the shells and leaving them in a messy pile.

3. Any act that resumes behavior of an avain species.
1. There was Alan, birding at his desk again.

2. Due to all of the birding that went on last night, there are shells everywhere that need to be cleaned up.
by JonnyCase September 8, 2008
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baby birding

A posture where a chick is kneeling, mouth agape awaiting a massive deposit of baby batter. The receiving posture of a money shot
Dude did you skeet in her face? Yeah, she was totally baby birding!
by reppintha423 April 29, 2012
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Baby Birding

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.
"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding
by djaguar September 12, 2013
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Baby Birding

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018
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