Brewers Bugle

A limp cock due to excessive drinking.
Similar to "brewers droop"

Oh no man, how's she gonna blow that?
I've picked up the brewers bugle.

or
Yeah mann, I fuckin left the pub with the brewers bugle.

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

On the bugle

A noisy fart.

George on the bugle: "paaaarp"
Potter on the bugle: "peeeep"
Ed on the bugle: "baaaaaw"
Darren: "You guys stink. Nice harmony though."

by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

the school house bugle

Homosexual activity involving pursing the lips and attempting to use an anus like a brass intrument. syn. Arse-trumpeting, playing the old arse-brass

In cottaging circles Adam was a renowned school house bugler, I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll show you how to play the school house bugle

by nastynymph May 22, 2009

alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016

Gold Bugle

Its the bugle you'd love to touch but you musn't touch... bugle sounds good in your ear but when you say it you musn't fear... 'cos bugle can be said by anyone!

Would you like thy to take ones Gold Bugle from thee.

by GoldenBugleBoy May 1, 2009

fookin' bugle

a completely hopeless young male. see also: fuckboy scrub

John: What a fookin' bugle that lad is!

Chad: yup, he's completely off the beans.

by my-my-what-a-bean January 17, 2016

horizontal bugle horn

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017