by Joey James December 30, 2003
Get the bruce leemug. Instead of the white guy who has the hot Asian girlfriend it's the vice versa with an Asian guy who has a hot white girlfriend.
"Dude is that your girlfriend over there?"
"Nah dude not the Asian one, the white one over there."
"Dude...that's your girlfriend?!?!"
"Ya I know, I Bruce Lee'd that shit!"
"Nah dude not the Asian one, the white one over there."
"Dude...that's your girlfriend?!?!"
"Ya I know, I Bruce Lee'd that shit!"
by man.up November 27, 2011
Get the Bruce Leemug. In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008
Get the Bruce Leemug. by Crusty Lasagna May 27, 2016
Get the Bruce Leemug. by pitheavenger July 11, 2009
Get the Bruce Leemug. Invariably, the greatest, most kickass martial artist in the world, hands down. The only one better is Solid Snake, and he isn't real. One statement says it all: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in mortal combat, true story, no competition, 'nuff said.
Quote: "It's like a finger, pointing its way to the moon!"
"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
by amp5208 February 3, 2010
Get the Bruce Leemug. by Endless Shadow December 20, 2003
Get the bruce leemug.