brohoof

The brony equivalent to a brofist. Commonly used by bronies in real life, but is sometimes used on the internet with the emoticon of "/) * (\"

Real life:

Brony 1: Hey man, did you see that new MLP episode? It was focused on Fluttershy.
Brony 2: Yeah man! Fluttershy's my favorite pony!

*The two bronies then do a brohoof"

Online:

Brony 1: Yo man, you see the new episode of MLP?
Brony 2: No, gimme a link.
Brony 1: <youtube link>
Brony 2: Thanks man, /)
Brony 1: /) * (\

by BleachCola October 25, 2012

Lindsay Brohan

A nickname for the newly openly gay actress Lindsay Lohan. Because she is now lesbian, she is now considered a "bro."

PAPARAZZI: Lindsay!! Lohan!! This way!
*NO RESPONSE*
UPDATED PAPARAZZI: Lindsay Brohan!! Over here!
*BOOM. New lesbo shot for Highlights Magazine.. Sweet dreams children of our future*

by BeccaQuinlan February 19, 2009

Brohemian

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.

After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.

by Bobro May 29, 2011

Broherence

The logical unity of two bros who will goad each others' bad ideas without hesitation

Your bro: Let's go find some ants to pee on.

You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

brohovah's witness

A spin off of bro, broseff, brody, bromosexual, or bra used by a bro to fellow bro

Bra 1: What's up bromeister?

Bra 2: Nothing much brohovah's witness.

by gooch juicer June 11, 2009

Brohammad

A brother who is praised.

Etymology:
From the English word "Brother" and the Semitic trilateral "HMD," which means 'Praise.'

Hey Brohammad! Salaam alaikum!

by عبد الرشيد September 6, 2012

Brohug

An epic hug between brofriends. It's so epic it's awesome, and nobody will ever lampoon a brohug for fear of social annihilation.

Often takes place at inappropriate or random times when the emotion of a brofriendship becomes too much to bear.

Brohugs are never awkward, and always involve full on body contact, rather than awkward hovering or back patting.

Do not fear the brohug, for it is beautiful.

Levi: "Come on buddy, lets brohug it out!"

James: *Leaps into Levi's arms*

by Vickigail December 7, 2012