Bro Job

When a bro gets a blowie from someone with two X chromosomes.

I got a bro job from this chick, then made her make me a sandwich and then threw on my LAX pinny and longboarded home.

by A straight up Bro August 19, 2010

Bro Job

When one male friend sucks up to another male friend. Or when two male friends talk eachother up.

"Dude that's such a nice lacoste shirt. You look good in blue"

"Dude stop giving me a Bro Job"

by LadyLady2 December 08, 2009

bro-job

Occurs when two doods, or completely straight guy friends hold a job at the same establishment at the same time.

Peter- Dood, I got a job at Petco.
John- For real? I work there too!
Peter- We should carpool to our bro-job.
John- Totally. Lets save the planet by wasting less gas. No homo.

by SomTawyer June 18, 2011

Bro-job

Bro-job: when people close to you want something you have, but want it at a discounted rate or straight up for nothing. Basically they’ll Bro you into it.

Friend: “Bro-Brutha-My Brutha, do ya think you can get me your price on that stuff I’m tight on cash right now. I know you have bills n shit , but still hook a Brutha up”
You: “Fuck, I just got a Bro-job and didn’t even ask for one”

by C1Tactual August 21, 2018

Bro Job

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

by Steve McGuinn October 22, 2011

Bro Job

The process of two guys recieving oral sex from different girls while being in the same room with each other. It is truely a bonding experience.

Dude, do you remember that time we got a bro job in the hot tub at your ex's house?

by Slowride1992 February 03, 2011

Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.

"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"

by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023