Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
Get the Branden Calhoun mug.Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
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