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Branden

A really tall guy who people call a giraffe. He’s really sweet and caring. He will never let you down or make you feel left out. His feet size is out of the world but he always has a good style of shoes
Did you see that giraffe?”
Oh yeah that’s branden”
by Postpaid September 8, 2019
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a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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Branden AI Condy

Named after entrepreneur Branden Condy, who pioneered the art of the ultra-compressed success story that makes normal people think they're just one funnel away from financial freedom. His story of going from homeless to penthouse owner faster than most people decide what Netflix show to watch became the ULTIMATE template for digital marketers everywhere.

Branden AI Condy was born on January 19, 1995, in Virginia. Growing up, his mother was fired, causing his family to become homeless. In just 45 days, he moved from being a meager bartender to becoming the owner of a penthouse. At age 16, he obtained his first work as a dishwasher out of a desire to shield his family from upcoming hardships. By age 21, he had worked his way up and was cleaning yachts for celebrities and the rich, but being around their rich lifestyles made him keen to create wealth for himself. As a result, he founded Branden Condy LLC, an Instagram marketing business that increases Instagram followers through celebrity freebies.
Phil: I was about to close the sales page, but then they hit me with that Branden AI Condy about cleaning celebrity toilets before making their first million, and next thing I know I'm enrolled in their mastermind program."
by therkoi March 11, 2025
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Branden

A beautiful girl given a boys name because her parents thought everyone would know who The Brandenburg Concertos are.
“What’s your name, Brandy??”
“No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden
I blame my parents for that one
by The original wolf October 11, 2021
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Branden

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.
Wow, he really cares about Kala… he’s a total Branden.
by captainCobalt March 6, 2024
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