Brand new

The description of something (e.g. drugs, pussy, booze) being quite good.

"Awwwhhh boys, that gear was brand new!"
-You during a mid-life crisis

by Waldo McLukeinstein February 4, 2009

brand new

a band considered unique by those who don't know shit about music & love their ClearChannel radio stations + MTV.

dood brand knew r0x i saw em live wit otha emo bandz omg

by robot April 13, 2004

Brand New Trombone

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.

Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.

by NawlinsD September 2, 2009

Brand New Secondhand

A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!

Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?

by LordNomad May 12, 2011

Acting brand new

The act of becoming someone who you are not, or showing out for a certain group of individuals.

What happened to him? He’s acting brand new.

by muffmunchingronburgandy July 8, 2020

brand new

a see EMO band that has songs such as seventy x 7 and soco ameretto lime

brand new rocked your youth

by KATherine May 20, 2003

Acting Brand New

When a person displays that they are better than their friends, or treats their friends indifferently, especially where there has been a relationship of good standing previously; hence the term 'new'. i.e. without any history with you.

Why Jamie acting brand new like he don't know nobody? Just be cause he got a car don't mean shit, we practically grew up in the same house and yesterday he said he couldn't come over my house because it has a garage. I was like, well what about all those other 1000's of times.

by Fredderickson J October 30, 2008