Brancati

When you think you're finished taking a piss but when you go to put you're dick away you pee on yourself a little bit.

My pants are a bit wet because I just had a Brancati.

by itsthatguythatyouknow September 4, 2019

brainchild

a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is being amazingly stupid

Cos now my back's really starting to ache
Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake
The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me
And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me
Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down
The light's are green BRAINCHILD, what you waiting for?
Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 14" rims
And your cream leather seats
With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other
Whats your problem, you stupid mother?

(Trip to the golden Arches by Bromheads jacket)

by Starry June 17, 2006

texas brainshot

The act of shooting somebody or something in the ass.

- So what happened to him?
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.

by Foxhawk September 6, 2008

Braincest

In certain circumstances, two children will be born, sometimes even from different parents, and they will be siamese. However, not siamese physically, but mentally. If such children with siamese brains partake in any physical activities, it is called braincest.

Kathy and Jake are getting married? That's braincest!

by Josh Osborn May 23, 2008

Braincheck

When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a braincheck.

Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...

Ryan: So did she?

Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a braincheck.

by J Ganthier October 13, 2008

braincake

Food for thought. Chewy intelligentsia. Dense and gooey ideas. Delicious insights. Bite-size factoids. Tasty repartee. And so much better than mental floss.

Op art is one thing. Social sensibilities, as displayed through subversive art, makes my head spin. Braincake! Yummy!

by Signal Editorial December 9, 2008

Brancato

any brancato smiles when they are lying. brancato adults have tempers. brancato kids are awesome!!!!!!!!! but they are also great in their own way. they are nice to friends and get along well. some of the things on here may seem mean but if you look down deep they are all awesome!!!!!!

i love conchetta brancato and all brancatos are awesome in their own special way any one else besides brancatos and biebers are awesome

by sarmandi December 18, 2011