Dirty Bouquet

A dirty bouquet is a sexual fetish where the recipient is deficated on and injests 30-60 hosts individual excretions. Originally conceived on Chatroulette

Inventors NB&KF

A woman walks into a toy store and says "excuse me, I need to get a toy for my son"..... then 30-60 employees come out and instruct her to her knees, then gets the employees excresions and diarrhea into her mouth. Her faced looked like a dirty bouquet. The toy goes unspoken of again.

by BMBR88 February 26, 2011

la bouquet du sperm

cum bucket girl thats been fucked by every cock in town

see her over there shes whats knows as la bouquet du sperm been banged more times than a drum she has

by mr muffdiver October 20, 2018

booby bouquet

When three or more women hug in a close circle, wherein their arms wrap around each other and their breasts touch.

Before leaving, the women embraced in a booby bouquet.

by WilifredDungus June 27, 2019

bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.

I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.

by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021

lyre bouquet

When someone is best to the point that their ribs protrude, like flowers out of the ground.

Man, Tony got it bad from those guys. Full lyre bouquet, blood everywhere.

by Lucid Xaoc Reigns August 24, 2021

Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023