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Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.
by Dhakian April 8, 2016
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Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!
Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!
by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019
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Blastoise

The the act of fucking your girlfriend in the ass.
by Rjette15 March 8, 2019
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Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
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Blastoising

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.
Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.
by BangalangMan February 1, 2025
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French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
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