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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!

Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!

by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019

blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time

he was blastoiseing all day

by slimeking280 August 10, 2024

Blastoise

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.

“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”

“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”

by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

Blastoise

The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe

Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?

Helen: Yeah it girthy

by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018

Blastoise

When you're having sex with a girl and you're about to nut and you scream "HYDRO PUMP" before you give her a creampie.

Guy 1 - "Yo I would totally give that girl a Blastoise"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"

Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*

Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"

by HoboJuice April 8, 2019