“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
Get the Ass-Blasting Top Soilmug. When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
Get the The New Mexican Ass Blastmug. by K0nrad January 26, 2020
Get the Ass blastmug. When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
Get the jet blast in the assmug. A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
Get the Ass blastmug. Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid
by Grevylags April 7, 2020
Get the Ass-Blasting Bitcheloidmug. The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.
by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022
Get the Double Ass-blastmug.