brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.

Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.

by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024

blackholing

When someone has read your text but doesn’t respond

I turn my read receipts off so no one can cause me of blackholing them.

by InsideJokester May 23, 2018

Galactic apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so massive that it can swallow an entire galaxy.

'Several hypermassive blackholes, at the centre of different galaxies merged to create a blackhole so large that it became a galactic apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed an entire galaxy whole, but even that's nothing compared to a universal apocalypse blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a hypermassive & universal apocalypse blackhole).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

political blackhole

Political blackhole is a terminology for people who have sometimes extreme beliefs so convoluted and mixed from both sides of the aisle which will make centrists cry in tears. The result is a very controversial mixbag of innocent ideas backed by extremely controversial arguments

Person 1: I support black people being trans because I hate the blacks and wish their population would decrease!
Person 2: What a political blackhole nut!

by man367519 September 28, 2022

blackhole it

Blackhole it: Smoke a pipe and in the bowl area inhale the left over smoke and hold it in for 3 seconds

dude #1: timmy! Blackhole it!

Timmy: whaa?? -* as he holds a pipe normally after taking a hit*
dude#1: Yeahh you know! where you turn The pipe around and inhale the smoke leaving the bowl!
its worth it dude. youre holding in the previous smoke bruv and then you inhale even more on the other side!
Timmys gf: oh sh!t thats so cool! your lips look like the black hole 🕳 wowza

Timmy: okay im gonna do it

god: Thank me later

by Jannnnn January 21, 2021

Universal core blackhole

The blackhole at the centre of the universe.

'Some say that The Big Bang was an explosion so massive that it tore one of the largest holes throughout space: A universal core blackhole, (aka. The Great Attractor)-located. at the centre of the universe and which has a gravitational pull so strong that all the galaxies orbit it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

Universal remnant blackhole

A blackhole that was created by a dying (exploding, collapsing, etc.) universe.

'The previous universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into a universal remnant blackhole, which was so massive that it swallowed the entire universe, but fear not for a new universe could be reborn from it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022