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Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007
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Birth control face

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"
Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate
by Chorizo expert June 12, 2021
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birth control bitch

When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.
Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!
by AshAnne2412 March 1, 2010
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Birth control shirt

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.
Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.
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Birth Control Positive

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.
person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.
by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010
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Birth Control Hug

A hug given very awkwardly. When giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.
person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.
by i'mboredsoi'monurbdic August 14, 2009
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Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials
Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking
by True to my Roots July 7, 2003
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