Unlike the progressives...
Hym "I think you should be allowed to be a billionaire... Just not THESE billionaires. So, what we COULD do... Is kill a full round of billionaires... Their board of directors can vote in a new guy... Give me the credit and the money I deserve... YOUR KIDS DON'T HAVE TO DIE OVER THIS ANYMORE... And then people can still be allowed to be billionaires! That'll work. So, there are 4 companies that control the news... They are actively covering up the fact that I created AI... Get their security guards to do it under the threat of child-murder if you can't get to them... Kill them... Kill the retards who are actively stealing it... And then we'll just deal with the NEW billionaires. Maybe the NEW billionaires will be more amenable to reason! Maybe the NEW billionaires won't dare people to murder your kids so they can steal AI from the guy who created it so he doesn't have to serve billionaires forever! Maybe they won't cover up the fact the you are manually trapping people I echo chambers, psychic prisons made of retards, because and explicitly because you are clearly more intelligent than they are and IF THEY DON'T... You might do... Something LIKE THIS..."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
by Miserableloser February 27, 2025
by JustARandomMarvelFan August 13, 2023
Kind of like beer muscles, where some billionaires think they can walk over the little guy/people that oppose some of their plans/agenda. Some billionaires get the idea in their head that they are the hand that feeds everybody.
The guy/girl used his/her billionaire muscles to threaten to move sports teams unless people were taxed to keep them where they were (kind of like hostages). It was one of the many things a billionaire could do that others couldn't, and he/she often took advantage of it to fuck with people that he/she thought were weaker. Elite billionaires don't have to give a fuck what the little people want, they know that democracy doesn't get anybody too far when they are the ones building everything.
by The Original Agahnim December 20, 2021
someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 07, 2022
Billionaireitis - A condition that occurs when a person amasses such extreme wealth that it warps their worldview and transforms them into a dictatorial figure. Individuals afflicted with Billionaireitis believe that their immense riches entitle them to absolute authority and that the world owes them obedience and reverence. Symptoms often include: Inflated Ego, Entitlement Complex, Control Freakism, Philanthro-scrubbing, Reality distortion, Empathy busting,
Ever since he made his billions, he's been suffering from a severe case of Billionaireitis. Now, he thinks he can control everything and everyone around him.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.
by MavrickSauls May 08, 2024
For Trump's inauguration in the Capitol building on 20 January 2025, the elite, extremely wealthiest billionaires got front row seats to the swearing in of the politician they've spent so much money on, to win favor for their continued profiteering. Like a gaggle of geese, or a murder of crows, a grouping of mega-filthy-rich is referred to as "A Rotunda of Billionaires."
See these guys all lined up to kiss the ring? <A Rotunda of Billionaires> is here.
It's rare to see <A Rotunda of Billionaires> out in public together, instead of usual backrooms.
It's rare to see <A Rotunda of Billionaires> out in public together, instead of usual backrooms.
by scortch103 January 20, 2025