Benito

Nyphomaniac or Nympho

Guy 1: Damn, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Nah.
Guy 1: To bad, she looked like she'd be a total Benito.

by super.bell December 9, 2012

Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

Antonio Benito Rodriguez

Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!

There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!

by Mammas! January 11, 2008

Old Fart Benzino

(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.

The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.

by G-Union June 25, 2003

Benito

Someone who shows up to work whenever they like.

Bob: i haven't seen Jim at work today.

Frank: Yeah he is totally pulling a benito.

by joemartinez June 10, 2009

benzino

A Fuckin BULLSHIT HyPORCIT GranDad Rapper Who ACTUALY thought he cud kill eminEm Lyrically,haHaHa...He ONLY wantz PubliciTy!

"wot u know bout bein bullyd over 1/2 ur life,OH thatz rite,u shud kno wot thatz like ...UR HALF WHITE!"

"The Sauce" iz 1 of the BEST DisS Songz Ever!

by Red-Eye May 13, 2005

bennitœ

bennitœ = Ben-ni-toe = Ben's toes

person 1: Do you know who bennitœ is?
person 2: Toes hehe

by maybe..*sniff*maybe April 17, 2021