load-bearing coconut

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.

Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.

by blue_heart January 29, 2023

beansing

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above

- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.

by jaselol January 14, 2010

Ball bearing mousetrap

A tomcat.....think about it.
This is an old slang term for an unaltered male cat

I had a bit of a rodent problem in my kitchen so I went down to the pound and got a ball bearing mousetrap.

by Pogo56 April 26, 2009

barsing

1) The act of going to bars.
2) The state of mind of going to bars.
3) A phenomenon where a profoundly singable song comes on in a bar and everyone starts singing it. Typically leads to an increase in the average outgoingness level of the bar's population as people put their arms around strangers and sing in the wrong key in order to enable more volume. Note: pronounced "bar-sing" in this particular usage.

1) We're going barsing later. It's gonna be so fleek.
2) I'm barsing mad hard right now and my mind's fleeking out.
3) That Hootie song came on and it turned into a massive barsing. It was fleek.

by Coag Genie April 26, 2016

beansing

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.

Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!

by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

by batmap October 15, 2014