a wicked cool guy with massive tiddies. he gets all the girls and goes out drinking at 8pm every thursday. he loves men. His balls are the size of watermelons. he loves bloons TD 6. redhead & crackhead and never turns down a good ol fashioned game of horseshoes. Big fan of rootbeer. Has a windows phones. Loves pirating. Cant lift even 2 pounds. Eats drywall & glass & rocks. Masochist. Has several mental disorders and is banned from every Wendys in the state of Florida. Is very rich poor dude. Jacked. Was born in 1875. Loves Garfield. Ate lasagna for dinner today. Loves to lick popsicles in a weird way.
by notbartholomew August 7, 2023
Get the Bartholomewmug. Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th is such a name. Anyone who’s named this must be such a wonder to the masses. People with this name are known to be awesome people no kizzy. People with this name suck at video games yet they are generally nice people.
by Not Vonquavious Demarcus B. 15 December 4, 2021
Get the Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15thmug. 
My name is Barry Allen
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use
my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use
my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!
Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!
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by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023
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