barking at ants

v. vomiting outside, especially on a sidewalk.

Sue drank 14 cups of trashcan punch at the party, and on the way to the car she was barking at ants for ten minutes.

by TBea April 22, 2008

Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.

Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.

by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008

barking at the ants

Vomiting (esp. in the street)

Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"

by TommyJJ March 8, 2006

barking at the sidewalk

Bending over and throwing up while outside

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.

by Dan Snodgrass August 11, 2006

barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

by mronesuit August 12, 2009

barking spider

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!

by Fartsnad June 23, 2004

Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010