bandwidth nazi

1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.

2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.

1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!

2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

bandwidth

In electronics and signalling terms it is the difference between the highest frequency component in a signal and the lowest frequency component. So called because it is the same as the width when viewed in the frequency domain or as a fourier transform.

In computing it is the throughput (transmission rate) in bits per second of a connection.

My internet connection has a bandwidth of 256Kbps.

by Dom Howells October 4, 2003

rip off the bandaid

To tell someone the harsh truth knowing its gonna hurt.

I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...

by Jennypat13 January 8, 2016

Liquid Bandaid

The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.

Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandaid. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.

by k-12 December 6, 2006

Texan Bandaid

A synonym for super glue.

This frickin' seat cover keeps ripping further. Time for a Texan Bandaid.

Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."

by Battle Chief January 23, 2015

bandwidth

The difference between the highest and lowest frequencies of a transmission channel (the width of its allocated band of frequencies). The term is often used erroneously to mean {data rate} or capacity - the amount of {data} that is, or can be, sent through a given communications circuit per second.

Data capacity is not related to bandwidth

by Milt December 28, 2005

bandwidth hog

ammend to previous


bitch on a LAN who DL's every fucking thing on the net and has multiple programs runing

room mate or family member dling things at all hours of the day

by Matt December 20, 2003