blue bandaid

never being good enough and always doubting yourself no matter what you do

“i’m feeling like a blue bandaid today”

by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020

Dirty Bandaid

1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.

1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.

by JT the sodomizer June 9, 2016

redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023

grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.

by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023

Bandaid

The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.

Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID

by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018

Bandaid Buggy

A slang word for an ambulance

Call the bandaid buggy, Joe just broke his ankle.

by Sugarkryptonite December 14, 2024

Bandaid water

A very weak person(like weak tea)

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.

by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025