Bandaid bitch

A female a man uses to fulfill his own needs but has no intentions of being in a magonomous relationship. A temporary feel better especially after a break up.
Man, this breakup is rough. Fuck that " LOVE" Shit I need to find me a "Bandaid Bitch"
by DirtyD530 June 17, 2022
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Bandaid Buggy

Call the bandaid buggy, Joe just broke his ankle.
by Sugarkryptonite December 15, 2024
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Bandaid

The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.
Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID
by Booty cheeks Magee October 05, 2018
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Bandaid

Groupie, Homies. Gromies. GIrls that are there when you need them. or if you wanna be more polite "muses"
I went through a whole pack of bandaids last week. I can barely feel my dick anymore.
by BloodyHellMate February 21, 2015
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grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it
Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.
by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023
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Dirty Bandaid

1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.
1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.
by JT the sodomizer April 15, 2016
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golden Bandaid

A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath
“ I love Justin Timberlake
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid
by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024
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