Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

bananaphile

A banana who touches, eats, and downright abuses kids.

Don’t touch me there, you bananaphile!

by Jaccamiss April 4, 2021

Bananaphenting

When a man paints his mushroom tip yellow

"I am a man. I am Bananaphenting"

by JollyLollyMan February 23, 2026