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The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.
Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.
by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016
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double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver
After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen
by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024
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The Mad Bakers

Satiate your guilty temptations with cakes and desserts made from pure love.
The Mad Bakers offers a range of Cupcakes🧁| Cakes🎂 | Donuts🍩 | Pies 🥧 and many more.
by The Mad Bakers November 24, 2021
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Jenna baker

Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.
Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?
by Ayyyyyeeeee69 July 8, 2017
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Marcus Baker

Marcus Baker it’s a character from the series Ginny and Georgia and it’s hot asf.
Marcus Baker can step on me and I’d thank him.
by ISimpOverBritishBoys March 9, 2021
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pull a hannah baker

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub
Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself
by thecrimsontop May 17, 2017
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Baker Street boys

Two men who finally realize their friendship is a romance, and who get married, move in together and raise a child, all whilst solving crimes and furiously making out.
Jim: I told them they should just elope. They acted like their relationship was just platonic.

Mary: What a pair of Baker Street boys.
by GrandMoffTapaulin January 15, 2017
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