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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

punch a baby whale in the face 

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

baby faced

Having a youthful-looking face.
baby faced by -Bren July 17, 2007

Baby Faced Assassin 

A generally cute young male who has the ability to have relations with a female without them knowing!
Stay away from him he is a baby faced assassin.....too late your pregnant!
Baby Faced Assassin by KDAWG1234 November 2, 2012

baby faced

Blowing your load aka baby spunk all over a girls face.
when a girl is giving you a blowjob , and right as you are about to come you pull it out of her mouth and jerk it on her face. Now that is called getting baby faced.
baby faced by Bob Saget II March 4, 2007

Baby Muppet Faced 

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character
Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!
Baby Muppet Faced by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018