Back Pocket Bulge

The bump in the back pants pocket that results from a man having a lot of cash money in his wallet.

Ladies, when it comes to the back pocket bulge, size DOES matter.

You know what they say about big shoes...
He's got a big back pocket bulge

by notoriousLOG September 17, 2012

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket

Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.

by strikerg September 5, 2018

Bowie bulge

An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.

Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.

I enjoyed the Cirque du Soleil but some of the guys had some serious Bowie bulge going on.

by pk20 October 16, 2008

Bulsara Bulge

Congratulations! You’ve made a search only real Queenies would.
Bulsara Bulge~ the blessing of Freddie Mercury or Farrokh Bulsara ‘s large penis.
This is truly a blessing.

Me: WOAHHHH DUDE LOOK AT FREDDIE’S BULSARA BULGE IN LIVE AID!
Friend: ah shit, here we go again... yes, yes we know Freddie has a large dick.

by malekandmercury August 13, 2019

Dad Bulge

The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.

My dad bulge is better than your dad bulge.

by DadBulge June 22, 2011

Glam Bulge

Adam Lamberts penis in his amazingly tight pants.

Adam: "Everybody loves my Glam Bulge!"

Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."

Tommy: "ME TOO!"

Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."

Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."

Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."

Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."

Neil: I know *sigh*

Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."

Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"

Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."

Tommy: "WAS NOT!"

Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"

Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."

Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"

by An Adam Lambert fan. November 11, 2010

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005