a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Branden

A really tall guy who people call a giraffe. He’s really sweet and caring. He will never let you down or make you feel left out. His feet size is out of the world but he always has a good style of shoes
“Did you see that giraffe?”
Oh yeah that’s branden
by Postpaid September 09, 2019
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Branden

A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap
“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head
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A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap
“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head
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A beautiful girl given a boys name because her parents thought everyone would know who The Brandenburg Concertos are.
“What’s your name, Brandy??”
“No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden
I blame my parents for that one…
by The original wolf October 11, 2021
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