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Blew Balloon

A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.
Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.
Blew Balloon by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021

blew up my spot 

telling some ones personal or big secret
Me:stop botherin me before i blow up your spot son.
Sam:i dare u.
Me:yo tameka you know sam just stopped eatin his boggers this year.
Tameka:Yo sam she just blew up your spot.
Sam:yo u just blew up my spot son.

Blew out 

A person who had mad sex in either their mouth, vagina, or rectum to the point that it hangs. Thus making them Blew out, see Blew Back
That Ho is blew out.
Blew out by Kc May 13, 2005

blew out her back 

When your 12 inch penetrates your girl doggy style however your length causes her disc to slip and in turn her back is now blown out
Question:Wheres Ircha?
answer : Shes in the hospital , I blew out her back last night. She slipped her discs
blew out her back by suckitawww January 4, 2017

blew chunks 

Past tense of blow chunks. To have vomited. Not to be confused with "blew chinks" which is what azn men do.
Yo when I smelled dat skank's snatch, I blew chunks.

Blew out it's ass 

"My damn car blew out it's ass last night."
"Nick Willis really blew out his ass in the 1500 meter final!"