Black Jack

When your obsessed with someone.

Don’t be a black jack, she clearly dosent want you.

by MKSUC October 13, 2019

Black Jack

Jacking off so hard you black out cold.

“Dude I woke up with stains all over me. I must of black jacked last night.”

by BennyBones October 20, 2022

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Black Jack-et

This is a gangsta who is usually black. The "black" is not meant to be racist. This refers to that certain black gangsta w/ a black hoodie, etc.

Yo, dat black jack-et over there has a ton of swag!

by sospedecial June 06, 2016

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 02, 2024

Jack Black

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches;

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches.

Person 1; have you watched the Mario movie yet?

Person 2; sexy fatass dinosaur played by sexy fatass man ( Jack Black )

by FatherlessAsainBaldKid April 15, 2023