Black Forest Ham

The dark thick forest downstairs ;

This chick had a huge black forest ham !

by 123toothpaste123 January 16, 2009

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Black Forest Cream Pie

Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.

Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.

by Chuck the Duck March 12, 2011

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German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006

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black forest

the forest where all or most of the trees and plants have been charred by a great conflagration so that it will wear a dark look.

After a great inferno, the forest has turned into a black forest.

by uttam maharjan September 9, 2011

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This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.

Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"

Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"

by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011

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Black Forest Burger

An awesome food that you used to love eating but you can't help but think "Robert" When you eat it anymore

Person 1: Hey, what did you eat today?

Person 2: Oh, I had a Black Robert

Person 1: .....

Person 2: I mean..

Person 1: *walks away*

Person 2: Black Forest Burger....

by Outre Derek April 29, 2008

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