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Barista Bitch

A Barista that gets stuck making coffee and desserts for customers. They may get stuck with these tasks for 1/2 an hour and can't get away fast enough. This happens on quite nights at a restauraunt, then SLAM!
Me: Can you take these meals out, please mate?

Nathan: * Gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (No response is not an issue). He is being a Barista Bitch.
by Snezzle April 6, 2010
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Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 27, 2019
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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.
Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.
by Butlerman December 13, 2021
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Barista

When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.
Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!
by Showy August 1, 2023
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barista gang

a group of super cool people who will make tons of cash this summer using this one simple trick!
also owns Antarctica and mine space rocks
whoa is that the barista gang
yessir
wow dude they giving out fre frap??? better hop into starbucks!!
oh wtf why are there gunshots
idk bro but a fre frap is a fre frap
by shocollo November 3, 2020
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Toast-A-Bun barista

an employee, a waitress behind a fast food counter at a restaurant in a mall.
"Toast-A-Bun barista "

Maria is working temporarily as a "Toast-A-Bun barista".
by La Ura March 9, 2009
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