A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath
“ I love Justin Timberlake”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”
by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024
Get the golden Bandaidmug. when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it
Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.
by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023
Get the grampy's bandaidmug. Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.
by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025
Get the Bandaid watermug. 1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.
1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.
by JT the sodomizer June 9, 2016
Get the Dirty Bandaidmug. by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020
Get the blue bandaidmug. A female a man uses to fulfill his own needs but has no intentions of being in a magonomous relationship. A temporary feel better especially after a break up.
by DirtyD530 June 17, 2022
Get the Bandaid bitchmug. by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018
Get the Bandaidmug.