The bitch of Target stores. Specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen't fit another team members' job description. The lowely recruit for Target stores.
by Target Cart Attendant March 27, 2005
the bitches of target...we pick up fuckin carts, carry outs, carry ins, clean up shit in restrooms every hour, hangers, hanger bins, charge back, defective, bags at registers, sweep, vacuum, help guests, pick up hand baskets, put hand baskets around the fuckin store, clean up spills, maybe even zone and thats not all.
Cart Attendants = MTS (Multi-task specialist) my fuickin ass!
Cart Attendants = MTS (Multi-task specialist) my fuickin ass!
THIS IS MY TARGET CART ATTENDANT STORY:
GSTL: mts...mts...mts
MTS: go ahead!
GSTL: there shit six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
MTS: ok (yeah right)
LOD: we are out of carts.
MTS: we dont have any carts because there are 150 fuckin guests in the store and all the fuckin carts are being used right now!!!
LOD: well go get some!!!
MTS: would you like me to make some cunt?
(lod shuts her trap)
GUEST1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
MTS: what the fuck do you think...NO!
GUEST2: young man...
MTS: yes...
GUEST2: my cart has trash in it?
MTS: so what the fuck do you want me to do about asshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
GSTL: carry out!!!
MTS: ok (sarcastically).
GUEST3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(Hint: that aint happening)
GUEST3: thank you
(fuckin boca bitch gives me no fuckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
GSTL: its 5:00, goodbye!
MTS TO HIMSELF: IM GLAD THIS DAY IS OVER! FUCK! BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!
GSTL: mts...mts...mts
MTS: go ahead!
GSTL: there shit six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
MTS: ok (yeah right)
LOD: we are out of carts.
MTS: we dont have any carts because there are 150 fuckin guests in the store and all the fuckin carts are being used right now!!!
LOD: well go get some!!!
MTS: would you like me to make some cunt?
(lod shuts her trap)
GUEST1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
MTS: what the fuck do you think...NO!
GUEST2: young man...
MTS: yes...
GUEST2: my cart has trash in it?
MTS: so what the fuck do you want me to do about asshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
GSTL: carry out!!!
MTS: ok (sarcastically).
GUEST3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(Hint: that aint happening)
GUEST3: thank you
(fuckin boca bitch gives me no fuckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
GSTL: its 5:00, goodbye!
MTS TO HIMSELF: IM GLAD THIS DAY IS OVER! FUCK! BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!
by some kid in boca September 21, 2006
an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.
This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money
This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money
med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.
medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.
medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.
by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009
A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.
It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.
It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.
by Righty Tossbag June 15, 2015
A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.
In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!
by NuisancePartier April 6, 2006
Somebitch whodistracts you and all they know how to say is sir they should really STFU and move the cart if you say something rude to them you will be punished when really they are complete bullshit the airlines can even survive with out them
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill
by Retardedlolifan October 1, 2019
Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship
Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...
Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........
Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........
by Rev D July 3, 2009