Arse. I mean the clues in the name, how hard is it to realise how crap they are . 8 years without silver wear (and no the emirates cup doesn't count) 8 dry years
by Real life football October 25, 2013
by Csy May 26, 2012
A football club located in London, England. They have enjoyed many years of success in the English premiership, however, they're supporters are known as cunts and rich English snobs with absolutely no team spirit. Manchester United is by far a better and more supported club. Arsenal is simply a club going downhill after many years of success.
U N I T E D, united are the team for me with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone, why don't Arsenal fuck off home!
by UnitedSupporter August 19, 2007
A very successful football club based in North London, the most boring team in England until a Frenchmen who looks suspiciously like a paedophile turnt up, bought in lots of ugly black men and taught them to play football with a bunch of bananas as a treat for a victory. In 2005 Arsenal moved for the second time in their history which makes them the pikeys of the Premier Leauge, along with West Ham of course. Arsenal left their 'stadium' called Highbury, often referred to as the Libary due to the complete lack of atmosphere, passion and noise the 'fans' create. They spent millions of pounds on a new stadium which looks fantastic, however the same old problems exist, the fans seem to unfold and place down red/white checked picnic blankets and eat small triangle shaped lemon curd sandwiches rather than support their side. Players who leave Arsenal often comment on the lacklustre supports, their manager is a suspected paedophile and their ex chairman David Dein is a crooked Jew along with the corrupt Scudamore.
James - 'I was watching a nature program last night, apes are so intelligent and that Attenborough has balls of steel.'
Luke - 'I was watching Arsenal, Wenger is like Dr Dolittle or someone, they playing some good football ya know? It's like watching a monkeys tea party.'
Luke - 'I was watching Arsenal, Wenger is like Dr Dolittle or someone, they playing some good football ya know? It's like watching a monkeys tea party.'
by LukaModric November 14, 2013
A term usually used to describe a slowly sinking ship. Once so sturdy and seemingly indestructible, it suddenly started to slide away and break down.
by ArsenalFan57 December 09, 2019
by Tottenham lovers December 09, 2019