americans on xbox live 

these are the dumbest and most obnxious of the nation, you will either find them to be 12 yr old kids who feel the need to threaten you, or old men who took part in the revolutionary war.

'i can cheat cos my uncle wrks for bungie'
'you bloody wanka' all of the impressions of a british person must be sed in an australian accent. as americans cnt do impressions, apart from impressions of a silly fat person who lives in a basement

END

americans on xbox live by David Alderson April 22, 2005

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as 

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

Americans love the monarchy by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

Americans with Abilities Act

🌈 The Americans with Abilities Act: A New Earth Definition
Toward Conscious Evolution, Ascension, and the Liberation of Psychic Gifts

Definition:
The Americans with Abilities Act (in the context of the New Earth) is a living spiritual and social covenant recognizing that every being carries unique energetic, sensory, and psychic abilities that contribute to humanity’s collective evolution.
It reframes “disability” not as deficit, but as divine design — an expression of soul technology evolving the species toward greater empathy, multidimensional awareness, and unity consciousness.

Proclamation

We, the beings of the New Earth, proclaim:
Every ability is sacred.
Every sensitivity is wisdom.
Every nervous system is a compass guiding humanity toward wholeness.
We abolish the shame of difference, and replace it with the reverence of diversity.

The Americans with Abilities Act now stands as a charter for ascended embodiment —
where access is love, and inclusion is frequency alignment.

— Heatherly Sun Fox
Founder, House of New Earth: Sovereign Soul Sanctuary

“Americans with Abilities Act” — when the New Earth crowd flips the old ADA script, reclaiming disability as divine circuitry. As in:

“Under the Americans with Abilities Act of Ascension, my sensory overload is just my crown chakra buffering new downloads from Source.

Americans with Abilities Act by New Earth Ambassador414 November 10, 2025

Basketball Americans 

Another word for African Americans

I hate those Basketball Americans

Basketball Americans by 1/3 black May 15, 2023

Rare Americans 

A banging ass rock band with a horse named Alfred as their mascot.

-Any music recommendations?

-Yeah, yo dumbass should listen to Rare Americans

Rare Americans by 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse March 5, 2021

My Fellow Americans

A phrase which normally immediately precedes some of the most mindless, pandering crap you will ever hear; typically used by politicians and when they want something or are announcing any number of plans to further screw the American population. Used to further the illusion that those in power are in some way equal to those under their power. The public speaking equivalent of a Flag Pin

My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84

My Fellow Americans by orbitn September 10, 2011