The act of taking a dose of ambien before getting into your car and driving home for the night. If you arrive home before you fall asleep, you win.
OR
Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.
OR
Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.
Frat-Brah 1: Dude, I'm so pissed at my roommate.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.
by Lumberjack Hands March 26, 2012
-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.
“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr
by cryjustice June 1, 2018
by Avi_s August 28, 2009
A perscription medacation used to treat insomnia in a controled release form causing you to first fall asleep, than to stay asleep. You can use it recreationally by just taking it whole, chewing it, parachuting it or snorting it and staying awake threw the sedation and eventually having very realalistic hallucinations. Most people tend to do more than one, but be careful, one can do it if you dont have a tollerence.
by Jay 081591 January 18, 2009
1. Taking Ambien before sex to forget who you were with the next day.
2. The excuse Tiger Woods used with his wife for cheating.
2. The excuse Tiger Woods used with his wife for cheating.
Ambien Sex. eg. Waking up next to Tiger Woods with you ass hurting and seeing that he has a big smile on his face, and a empty bottle of Ambien in your hand.
by JohnnyTwoshoes31 August 18, 2010
A godawful mess of cake pieces with whole, cooked egg whites and yolks that you find the next morning, when you don't remember baking anything.
Looks like we're having ambien cake for breakfast again!
by ghostie girl May 29, 2014
An Ambien outing is when someone doesn't follow this sleep prescription medicine's warning to take right before going to sleep! To do otherwise is to risk falling to sleep while you think your doing something else. AKA: Sleep walking !
Guys did you hear about Tom's Ambien Outing ?? Yea, he went through McDonald's drive through... literally! Blew out a tire and then called his cousin in the middle of the night for help, all while fast asleep.
by susabar April 10, 2010