Maria Alvarez

She’s a very unique girl she’s crazy and nice when she wants to be but will fuck you up if you test her limits she keeps stuff to her self and is very trust worthy and is very loving tords her campaign she will make u feel like the world wen you are around her and will neva be off ur mind once u date her u will never wanna let go of her but if u hurt her she will hurt u back 10x worst she is a whole frk but she has to trust u 1st she if the definition of perfect
Maria Alvarez is Perfection,beautiful,crazy,and freaky.
by Gwg_100 March 09, 2019
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liam alvarez

A noodle turd ball, who dances to rap songs from oranges with banana overalls. Someone with a sexy face smeared in kittens and had puppy dog abs and a booty like the Kardashians.
Man that guy got the moves like Liam Alvarez .
wow look at the Liam Alvarez on the girl it's outta this world!
by Kely scott January 15, 2014
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Lazaro Alvarez

A niggaraguan with a monster sized cock
Chester-Have you seen Lazaro Alvarez’s monster cock?
Bufert-Na nigga I ain’t gay
by Qosndbjej March 16, 2024
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bad ass babygirl
d1 freak
mostly 4'11 hella booty
doesnt like showing toes but loves seeing urs
like the sound of pee
amazing head
W sex 10/10 must try again
the loml
cares abt you sometimes
doesn't show you love 24/7 its more like 6/5
talks shit abt her bf
loves her bf
very cuteski
so so cute mc cuteington
so so cutie patootie as well
booty taste like groceries

very dominant in bed
loves sex even tho
damn, there goes liliana carolina onofre alvarez. i heard shes so cool and cute snd badass and 4'11
by thesmoovedude March 26, 2024
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The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Erica Francine Alvarez

Oh my god did you see that new girl?

What new girl?

Over there i think her name is ERICA FRANCINE ALVAREZ

Is she pretty?

Yeah asl!!!!!
by Ecafrancina November 24, 2021
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Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.
person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"
by theonethatscool October 28, 2021
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