alligator

alligator

alligator

by levenpeven May 28, 2020

alligator tears

Tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. Same as crocodile tears.

Man, that bitch was totally faking it with those alligator tears.

by gleenn May 29, 2007

Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.

This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.

by Feo2 June 8, 2009

alligator

A woman that is beyond cougar status... Cougars will only pick younger good looking men, While Alligators will take what she can get.

Alligator - A woman that is so desperate she will take anyone home

by DukeTTran June 12, 2014

Alligator Fuckshack

Performing the "Alligator Fuckhouse" in Lewis County.

That couple from Lewis County was way out in the country and decided to perform the Alligator Fuckshack. It was messy.

by NotNicole June 16, 2011

Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.

Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.

by nuttery April 19, 2018

Alligator eyes

While a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. The moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female's perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen.

Girl 1: So last night, Mike was going down on me.

Girl 2: Ya and?

Girl 1: Well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you?

Girl 2: Yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water.

Both girls in sync: ALLIGATOR EYES!

by brokeassribs January 17, 2011