Aberdeen

Aberdeen is an elite city with the best schools in the UK 🇬🇧 including northfield the best academy also fuck st machar and Miguel Dias the little traitor thinks he is big and hard he’s only hard when he sees the little boys in the park you know what I mean the little nonce ok whatever we all know Scotland is a shithole anyways so who cares England is better Scotland is shite that’s it for me folks see you next time on the fuck Scotland show.

Aberdeen is a shitehole and fuck St Machar

by SOMBRERO NIBBA NONJI May 25, 2020

Aberdeen Steam Trawler

A tremendous amount of sea-men get swallowed up between 1887 - 1961.

Man what a tragedy, a real Aberdeen Steam Trawler.

by Huw Jazz August 03, 2024

Aberdeen Glass

A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.

He was mouthing off, so they gave him the Aberdeen Glass. Didn’t talk again.

by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025