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assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
by scott davis August 10, 2004
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Assblaster

An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
by Demoulous October 24, 2003
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AssBlaster9000

a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014
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Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster
by Shablam October 26, 2003
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assblaster

look a assblaster
by dev ooff gang October 18, 2018
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Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.
Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.
by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009
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Assblasted

"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.
"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"

"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017
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