askhole (true definition)

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

by etyrnal July 28, 2015

Askhole

Don't be an Askhole, someone who asks questions for advice, but refuses to follow them.

Brian: "Hey man, I need some advice on this." .... Friend: "Yeah man, so what I recommend is this...." Brian: "Awesome, thanks!" ... 5 years later... Brian: "Why didn't anyone tell me I needed to do this?!" ... Friend: "Dude, I did! 5 Years ago! Don't be an Askhole!"

by Dingle-D August 17, 2023

Askhole

A person who asks for advice
Then does the exact opposite

"Your such an Askhole!"

by Bushwacka pattysmacka May 13, 2019

Askhole

Someone who ties you up experts by asking simple questions he could get in 30 seconds by typing his question into Google. The questions are often asked on GitHub (reported as an Issue), Quorum, Reddit, or an online forum, where it takes much longer to post the questions/answers, but an Askhole not only wastes his own time rather than bother reading anything, but he expects any experts to answer his stupid question, even if it is in the FAQ, pinned in the forum and answered 20 other times on the site that month.

User9177: I'm experiencing a problem with your software. When I click on the Analyze button on the main page, I get an error: "Error 2: No File Loaded" and no matter what I do, it happens every time. I tried installing 3x and it still happens!

SoftwareDev: Error 2 means you haven't opened a file for it to analyze. Try going into File>Open and choosing a suitable file first, for analysis.

User9177: What do you mean? What's a suitable file?

SoftwareDev: Dude, don't be an askhole. RTFM.

by Vendaciousness August 22, 2023

Askhole

ask-hol; (Noun), New User Variant: Someone who asks questions that could be answered in 5 seconds with a Google search, or by reading the FAQ for new users. Especially common online, you can find them in hardware and software forums, asking the same questions that are pinned to the top of every forum. If they can, they will tie up a software dev's time answering questions, when they could be fixing actual bugs, rather than user errors.

NewUser9822: I need help installing Deforum. I installed it just like the tutorial says, but it doesn't show up in my Automatic1111.
Deforum Dev: Have you restarted your Automatic1111 after installing the extension, like it says in the tutorial?
NewUser9822: OK, that fixed it! Now I clicked on Generate and I'm getting an error. I think I found a bug.
Deforum Dev: Did you change the default settings?
NewUser9822: Yeah, I changed a lot of things. I don't remember which ones.
AdvancedUser666: Dude, read the FAQ. Don't be an askhole.

by Vendaciousness May 22, 2023

Askhole

Someone who won't stop asking stupid, idiotic questions.

Jimmy: "Hey! What's your fave color? What tv show do you like best? DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?!?!

Mia: Jimmy, stop being such a askhole.

by Lightning Phoenix January 28, 2016

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016